If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
(Source: aru, via eccentricfrivolity)
As a serious drinker of gin and tonic, this was hilarious.
I do the Vodka and soda.
This will never not make me laugh.
Those expressions are brilliant.
The whiskeysWhy am I even here lol?
they left out rum & coke which is my fave. it says, “i wanna get drunk but i don’t really want to taste alcohol. i prefer soda.”
(Source: hoplophilia, via eccentricfrivolity)
Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
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Oops.
Is that a green screen?
How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.
I smell a fucking challenge
Lets do it Jesse
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if we could all stop for a minute and see the depth in this, we’d all be one step closer to being a more understanding sort of people.
Beautiful yet sad. ;_;
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wife of Souljaboy Tellem
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“I love you because you could love somebody else, yet still you love me. Just me.”
(Source: crackjuice, via davidagui)
A youtube video everyone who is calorie-conscious should watch.
fuck yeah subway
Wow!
This is crazy!
Very interesting.. definitely worth a watch :)
This is one of the many reasons why I hate the food industry
This was really cool!!
wow, good for him for doing this
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